TAEKWONDO
[Intro]
What is bravery
but the body's wisdom of its strength?
The coward and
the hero march together within every man
[Verse 1]
C
I learned
guitar just to play you this song
F/G
I took français
just to give you le monde
Am G
I'll jack you a
car even though it's wrong, woah-oh, woah-oh
C
I'll peel you a
grape and I'll feed you a prawn
F/G
I'll bake you a
cake and I'll water your lawn
Am G
I use the
crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, woah-oh, woah-oh
[Refrain]
(Say, I say)
C
Don't you ever
worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing,
no
F/G
Don't you ever
worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing,
no
Am
'Cause I'mma
gonna give you everything, everything
G
I got your back
[Chorus]
C
I'm taking
taekwondo
If people mess
with you
F/G
I'll kick 'em
with my toe
Am
I got the
situation under control
G
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause
you're my number one
You're my
number one
I got your back
for sure
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
[Verse 2]
I grew you some
kale 'cause you don't eat meat
I like your
pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
I harvest
silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah-oh, woah-oh
[Refrain]
(Say, I say)
Don't you ever
worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing,
no
Don't you ever
worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing,
no
'Cause I'mma
gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back
[Chorus]
I'm taking
taekwondo
If people mess
with you
I'll kick 'em
with my toe
I got the
situation under control
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say,
I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess
with you
I'll kick 'em
with my toe
I got the
situation under control
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause
you're my number one
You're my
number one
I got your back
for sure
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)
[Bridge]
I'mma break it
down in the rap part
'Cause you're
my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark
Cardiac
arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness
To mess with the
mistress
I will throw a
kick to your voicebox
My tiger claw
will knock your socks off
Any tough
chopper wants a death scrap
Will be lying
Flat on the
back in a turnwheel
[Chorus]
I'm taking
taekwondo
If people mess
with you
I'll kick 'em
with my toe
I got the
situation under control
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
I say, I say,
I'm taking taekwondo
(He's taking
taekwondo)
If people mess
with you
I'll kick 'em
with my toe
(He's gonna
kick you with his big toe)
I got the
situation under control
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
[Post-Chorus]
I said, 'cause
you're my number one
('Cause you're
my number one)
You're my
number one
('Cause you're
my number one)
I got your back
for sure
(I got your
back, you know)
You know I'll
always be your lifelong beau
(Say, I say)
[Outro]
The coward and
the hero march together within every man